Texas Vacation...By The Numbers
7: Glorious days in warm Spring weather2: Reality television landmarks visited
0: Potholes or ice patches I had to dodge
5: Days I did not wear socks
1: Racist remark made by Barnes and Noble worker about "those Orientals"
2: New Starbucks mugs to add to my collection
1: New cute cowboy hat
78: Hottest daily high temperature
3: Major Texas cities visited
4: Delicious Mexican food meals devoured
2: Traffic jams endured
1: Dead bodies spotted
36: Television channels surfed at 30,000 feet
6: Piles of baby puke spotted
0: Number of diapers changed
1000: Times more fun than you probably had last week!
3 Comments:
dead bodies?????
For some reason those (Walker) Texas Rangers just don't cover the victims of motorcycle accidents like they should. Makes for gruesome sight-seeing on the interstate!
You write very well.
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