Office Space
There's a cloud hanging over my desk at my new office.A blue cloud.
From the I-can't-make-this-stuff-up-even-if-I-tried files: There is a person who sits near my desk who farts. All the time. Gross, stinky, lingering farts. Farts so bad they peel paint off walls.
And the crime of it all? The culprit will drop his bomb and leave the room!
It's been happening for the past week now, almost always after lunch. The afternoon lull compounded with this disgusting addition makes the work-week close to unbearable!
At least I have a new red Swingline stapler to finish off the Office Space motif!
I'm thinking of bringing in a candle. Let's just hope I don't burn down the building.
posted by Allison @ 7:17 AM
3 Comments:
How about a large can of aerosol air freshener used liberaly in his direction. If one swoosh is good three or four is just that much better!!!!
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Spray him!
this job has brought wonders to your life.
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