Four Miles From Boring

Possible Job? I Think So!

Wanted: Strong person to combat evil

Date: 2007-05-17, 8:47AM PDT

I'm currently seeking a handful of people interested in the extermination and disposal of rampant, brain-eating zombies. You must be well-versed and knowledgeable in the field of zombie killing. This is a tough position so be prepared for a challenging endeavor. If you can't handle it, please do not reply. Compensation starts at 100k per year and increases by 20k per 25 zombies destroyed. I look forward to hearing from you.

Location: Las Vegas
Compensation: See above
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See for yourself!

posted by Allison @ 6:22 PM