Four Miles From Boring

Need Some Stuff?

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And look at these gems on craigslist!

You know you want it.

More stuff to come, I am sure!

posted by Allison @ 10:52 AM 0 comments

Patience

I lack it.

A watched inbox never fills.

All good things come to those who wait.

I'm done playing the waiting game.

Accept me! Buy my stuff! Write back, craiglist man!

Just breathe.

posted by Allison @ 8:17 AM 0 comments

One Step Closer

Know where my favorite place on Earth is??

I'm THIS close to living 6 miles from it.

6 FREAKIN' MILES!!!!!!!

That works.

posted by Allison @ 10:05 AM 1 comments

Live Strong

I will not eat pizza and donuts.

Just because everyone else is doing it does not make it right.

Stay strong. It's just not worth it.

posted by Allison @ 9:22 AM 5 comments

Possible Job? I Think So!

Wanted: Strong person to combat evil

Date: 2007-05-17, 8:47AM PDT

I'm currently seeking a handful of people interested in the extermination and disposal of rampant, brain-eating zombies. You must be well-versed and knowledgeable in the field of zombie killing. This is a tough position so be prepared for a challenging endeavor. If you can't handle it, please do not reply. Compensation starts at 100k per year and increases by 20k per 25 zombies destroyed. I look forward to hearing from you.

Location: Las Vegas
Compensation: See above
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests

See for yourself!

posted by Allison @ 6:22 PM 0 comments

Lovin' That New Car Smell!

posted by Allison @ 1:05 PM 0 comments